When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit